I’m Jemma, mum to James and Joseph, born 2014 and 2016, and wife to Rob since 2012. Both kids have a distinct ginger hue. I don’t. I’m in my mid 30s and have no clue about parenting so this is my occasionally disastrous journey through being a mum. I might write a bit about other stuff when I get bored of my kids. (It happens) I live in Liverpool and work for a bank. I like chocolate. A lot. I don’t like birds. At All.